You would be the worst person on the face of the planet
You know the kinds of people who always say "You WOULD!!!"
Ugh.
Thats a pet peeve.
So much so that I unfriend them in my life.
Sometimes it's like...yeah I would what? I WOULD stick up for myself when someone is being a douche to me? I WOULD defend my friends? I WOULD have passion and a personality?
The thing is, you can never turn the "You would!" on them. They're always talking about how awesome they are and how you WOULD totally eat your sons half-eaten chicken nuggets for dinner. Unless they said "So this one time, I was being really self-righteous and totally annoying!"
Then I would probably scream "Oh honey, you WOULD!"*
*And then I would high-five and knucks myself
Ugh.
Thats a pet peeve.
So much so that I unfriend them in my life.
Sometimes it's like...yeah I would what? I WOULD stick up for myself when someone is being a douche to me? I WOULD defend my friends? I WOULD have passion and a personality?
The thing is, you can never turn the "You would!" on them. They're always talking about how awesome they are and how you WOULD totally eat your sons half-eaten chicken nuggets for dinner. Unless they said "So this one time, I was being really self-righteous and totally annoying!"
Then I would probably scream "Oh honey, you WOULD!"*
*And then I would high-five and knucks myself
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