Late Night with J

Here's a conversation I had with Joshua last night at 4:20 am:

J: Mom....moooom. Hey lady! MOM

K: What?! why are you awake right now?

J: Mom! Come get me!

K: Joshua! Are you hungry?

J: No...

K: Do you have a dirty diaper?

J: No....

K: Ok then you need to go back to sleep

J: Wait...wait, WAIT! Mom!!!

K: Ok you can keep complaining because I'm not going to play right now

J: (pout) Fine! I'm just going to loudly suck on my hands.

(really loud sucking for 5 minutes)

J: Ok this sucks. Mom!!!

K: I can play this game all night

J: Mom!...why....how...dare...you...I'm totally.....awake....eh......

(sleepy heavy breathing ensues.)