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I'm just going to throw this out there....
If you ever want to have sex, do not do a Gollum impression.
Why? well, everyone can do a creepy Gollum voice. Do not tell the world that you are good at impressions and then do the Gollum voice. You will never get laid. And it is creepy.
Oh and also--don't wear a cape.
Ha ha ha. One of Brian's friends did that to his wife at an intimate moment and she wouldn't sleep in the same room as him for two weeks after. Don't worry-Brian didn't break any confidences. His friend thought it was incredibly funny and decided to tell it to everyone at a guys night (plus me) at our place.
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