Father Daughter Bonding

This is an excerpt of a phone conversation I had with my dad (Ken) last night:

Me: I don't know, I just really don't like when random people come and touch my stomach. Maybe I'm being all weird about it.

Ken: You know what, I always had a problem with people going and touching stomachs. I want to say "Hey, you have huge body parts. Look at your butt, you have a huge butt, but I don't just go up and touch it."

I tried really hard to not wet my pants.

Love you Dad.