Memoirs of an Art History Emphasis

Girl bumps into her friend--giggling ensues from both parties. Bumpee says to bumper "oh hey! I didn't know things were moving along so fast between us!" Male next two the party comments "thats no surprise at BYU." Bumper retorts "Oh well I have NEVER been like byu people and NEVER will be." Me to bumper in my head: well congrats! Because of your need to be "different" you now have placed yourself with 3/4 of the rest of the student population who say "I am sooooo not BYU, ew marriage." I mean, apparently I am sooooo BYU. Maybe I should leave my husband so I can fit in with the crowd to be different and cool? I don't think so.